Overview
I just changed the spelling of my name from CHARMAINE to CHARMAIGNE.
I don't know, I must have enjoyed it with a G.
It will really look more classy, if it would have been like that.
Well, I thought of making it CHARMOEN (to look German).
I am a proud Filipino, yet I get to be a critique when it comes to names.
Since you'll stick with it forever why not change it into the way you like it, right?
I've always wanted to add Maria infront of it, to look old-Pinoy-fashioned, and because I am jealous that most of my friends got two first names unlike me who got a simple English name, Charmaine.
My last name is purely Filipino that is DIMACULANGAN. In the Philippines it means "enough" or more close to its articulation "not less".
I was always teased when I am in grade school, but then I learn that people mature and get on with their life without getting to find my last name funny.
I am turning sixteen on March, getting to know COLLEGE more, so I expect people to be mature than they are supposed to be.
CHARMAINE means a beautiful orchard. I am definitely not an orchard, so I'll agree with being beautiful. ;p
It also means "to sing", which is quite oppressive and pressure-giving since I don't got a voice the name CHARMAINE should be having. I just love to sing karaoke songs!
It also means "to be a rich and successful lady", that is, I just made it up. But I know it'll come true. ;p
All in all, I am enjoying my almost-sixteen years of existence, I don't want to finish it off with stupid things and beliefs.
I have always wanted to enjoy life, and that's what I'm doing.
I walk in the street certain of tripping myself with the pavement or just with my own foot, and I am proud of it.
I will see pretty girls walking with me in the same sidewalk, but I will not develop the stimulus called INSECURITY.
I will cherish my supercalifragilistic moments, and I will absolutely share it to people like you. :)
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 Dead debates. Arguments. Rebuttals and everything. From nonsense whimsical sentences to very heavy-as-a-planet statements, the day was quite awesome. But the rain freezes my ass off. It's too cold and too dark for a 7PM. From the dead exchange of statements of the first years (I AM SORRY for the description), I learned one thing, they need to see the magical debate of the 4th years. Talagang maaamaze sila, pasensya na. ;p Then, the second years paid no attention to the topic. Well, some of them didn't do good or did nothing at all! They just stood there in front of the other debaters with nothing, or maybe with a smile? But, I don't hasty generalize. I am thankful for those who really research for their topic. Thank you. ;p The third years were a bit missing in the woods. Lost? I don't know but I am sorry to say they bore me to a certain point. Maybe they need more practice. They can make a lovely exchange of wordse someday soon, I believe. ;} Well, well. The fourth years made another history! For this year's debate was certainly better and more exciting than last year! Mikhail, Bree, Franz, Iang, Pok, Ilo, Ana, Jec, Tin, and Ian. They've made us laugh and everything! :} The topic this morning was, "Dapat bang payagan ang abortion sa mga incest raped victims dito sa Pilipinas?" --- Basically, this tackles and asks if abortion can be allowed to the victims na nirape ng kamag-anak nila. From the incest word itself, yung kadugo or a person from your bloodline ang gumahasa sayo, is abortion plausible? So down there are the points to ponder. I mean, the facts I learned. I am not sure if those are facts, but maybe quotes from their metrofantastic mouths this morning. ;) --- UNFORGETTABLE POINTS IN DEBATE OF TERIBLE Others are paraphrased by me. Hindi ko naman naalala lahat yon nu!
Bree and Franz
B: A fetus is just a tissue and not a human entity.
F: Hindi, 7 weeks pa lang may heart na yan and brain. Gumagalaw na yan. Hindi buhay ang tawag mo diyan??!?!
Sila-sila. Nakalimutan ko na kung sino exactly. Napaghalo ko na ata. Hahaha.
* Oo. Tissue lang siya. Tissue.
* For your information, once nagcross na ang sperm at egg cell, may buhay na ang mabubuo nun.
* E ayon nga sa research, after 7 months pa makakaramdam ng pain ang fetus.
* So sinasabe mong basta hindi makakaramdam ng pain yung papatayin mo, pwede kang pumatay??
Iang: Palibhasa hindi ka abnormal!
Iang and Jec
J: (points to the picture) Hindi tao tawag mo diyan??
I: Hindi! Hindi!
J: Dyan ka nagkakamali! Kahit na ganyan itsura niyan, may buhay yan! Tao pa din yan!
followed by..
Mikhail: Kahit na ganyan kapangit yan, tao pa din yan!
Iang and Jec
I: Kung gusto kong magpaabort, I have a right dahil ako ang nakakaalam sa katawan ko. Ako ang may karapatan sa sarili kong katawan, hindi ikaw, hindi sila, hindi ang gobyerno.
J: So sinasabe mong may karapatan kang pumatay, ganon ba?
Mikhail and Fords
F: Pumapatay ka ba ng langgam?
M: Kinukumpara mo ang fetus sa langgam??
F: Pumapatay ka ba ng langgam? YES OR NO???
M: Yes
F: Edi ganun din yun.
M: So sinasabe mong okay lang pumatay ng fetus??? Edi kung ganun, sana nung fetus ka pa lang pinatay na kita!
F: Hindi naman ako incest baby. Hindi naman nirape yung nanay ko!
M: Dyan ka maling-mali. Nagkakamali ka.
Tawanan kami ng todo!!!! Hahahahaha.
Ana and Danilo
A: Bakit kelangan mong patayin yung bata, pwede nmang ituring na gift yon? It's a blessing from God. Imbis na isipin yung mga masasamang mangyayari, bakit hindi nyo isipin yung dapat gawin pag nabuhay siya?
D: Tingin mo ba, hindi masasaktan yung nanay everytime na makikita niya yung bata? Yung pain at yung memories?
A: Pwede nmang kalimutan yon a!
D: Sa tingin mo ganun lang kadali yon??
A: Maling-mali talaga ang iyong mentalidad!
D: Bakit, Diyos ka ba para malaman kung tama o mali ang mentalidad ko??
D: Narape ka na ba?
A: Hindi.
D: Hindi pa pla, panu mo nalaman kung anong pakiramdam? Pano mo nalaman yung pain na nararamdaman ng mga narape?
Fords: Kung ang fetus ay may potential na mabuhay, at ang matanda ay mamamatay din. Edi ganun din. Fetus is to mabuhay, as matanda is to mamatay.
Well. Lahat ng utak bumagal diyan sa sinabi ni Fords! Hahahaha.
Bree: I may be a desperate housewife from hell, but I'd rather be a one time big time murderer.
Franz: Murderer! So inamin mo nang mas gugustuhin mo nang maging murderer!!
Bree: Iba yon!! Murderer of ants! Murderer of cats! Murderer of dogs! I am a murderer of a TISSUE!!
That's it. Well, Silver won! They are great! And of course PT really did their best to persuade the judges! :) It was a close fight! I am excited for tomorrow. Toodles! Labels: debate, funny, school
 This icon is called 'self-love', 'self-appreciation' or 'self-obssession'. Well, maybe the third word was too much. And the following sentences, somewhere down there, are all the same. NYAHAHAHA. New blog friend Cutreenuh posted a funky, hypo post of random facts of your name. There is this fact creator site that she posted and I tried to visit it. So here's the random stuffs about me. :)
1. Earth's emergency defence plan in case of alien invasion is Charmenn.
2. Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Charmenn with "obstruction of justice." This is because even Charmenn cannot be in two places at the same time.
3. In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Charmenn was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.
4. Charmenn can delete the Recycling Bin.
5. There are four legal methods of execution in the United States: lethal injection, gas chamber, electric chair and Charmenn.
6. If Charmenn wants your opinion, she'll beat it into you.
7. Charmenn uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.
8. Charmenn played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
9. Charmenn can cook minute rice in 30 seconds.
10. The chief export of Charmenn is Pain.
11. That's not Charmenn doing push-ups -- that's Charmenn moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.
12. Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Charmenn because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Charmenn' autobiography.
13. Scotty in Star Trek often says �Ye cannae change the laws of physics.� This is untrue. Charmenn can change the laws of physics. With her fists.
14. Charmenn cannot love, she can only not kill.
15. Charmenn doesn't believe in ravioli. She stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.
16. One time, at band camp, Charmenn ate a percussionist.
17. Charmenn never retreats, she just attacks in the opposite direction.
18. Police label anyone attacking Charmenn as a Code 45-11.... a suicide.
19. Everybody loves Raymond. Except Charmenn.
20. Most boots are made for walkin'. Charmenn's boots ain't that merciful.
21. 'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Charmenn. After a workout, Charmenn rubs her muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.
22. People have often asked the United States, What is your secret weapon against terrorists? We simply reply...Charmenn.
23. It is scientifically impossible for Charmenn to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that she went back in time and fathered herself.
24. You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Charmenn will find you and kill you.
Meanwhile, here's Charmaine. :)
1. Charmaine can sneeze with her eyes open.
2. Charmaine describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".
3. A picture is worth a thousand words. A Charmaine is worth 1 billion words.
4. Charmaine once played rugby by herself. She went undefeated.
5. Charmaine can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head.
6. Charmaine drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
7. The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Charmaine has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
8. Charmaine is her own line at the DMV.
9. When Charmaine wants an egg, she cracks open a chicken.
10. Charmaine once ate a whole cake before her friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
11. Charmaine doesn't play "hide-and-seek." She plays "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you."
12. When Charmaine goes to out to eat, she orders a whole chicken, but she only eats its soul.
13. The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Charmaine played in second grade.
14. When Charmaine does division, there are no remainders.
15. Charmaine once shot down a German fighter plane with her finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
16. Charmaine CAN in fact 'raise the roof'. And she can do it with one hand.
17. The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Charmaine out. It failed miserably.
18. Most people know that Descarte said, "I think, therefore I am." What most people don't know is that that quote continues, "...afraid of Charmaine."
19. Charmaine will never have a heart attack. Her heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack her.
20. Charmaine was what Willis was talkin' about.
21. When Charmaine talks, everybody listens. And dies.
22. There's an order to the universe: space, time, Charmaine.... Just kidding, Charmaine is first.
23. Charmaine can kill two stones with one bird.
24. Charmaine invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices. But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
Weren't those things funny at all? Nyak nyak!! :) I just felt that the sentences were a bit monster maniac. Its like I am an alien, a dinosaur or something from the I'll-Eat-You era! Fear, fear. FEAR ME, YOU ANTLION! ;p Today was kind of thrilly. I am quite excited for the Halloween Bazaar, and at the same time, I feel busy. As what I told Mommy, I am fullybooked. Nyihii. Hahahah. By the way, it's American's election today! As if I am an American! But even though, I wish Obama will win. I just hope with his color, race and everything. There has long been equality to everyone but I hope America will agree having a Black president. It does not lie in that reason anyway. It's in proper handling, governing, and rocking it out! :) Good luck to whoever wins and keep America down! Lol. The dollar is now worth 50 pesoses! Nyiiii. I am happy. ;p So, I have to go and just get things going. Toodles! Labels: current news, funny, random
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Dead debates. Arguments. Rebuttals and everything. From nonsense whimsical sentences to very heavy-as-a-planet statements, the day was quite awesome. But the rain freezes my ass off. It's too cold and too dark for a 7PM. From the dead exchange of statements of the first years (I AM SORRY for the description), I learned one thing, they need to see the magical debate of the 4th years. Talagang maaamaze sila, pasensya na. ;p Then, the second years paid no attention to the topic. Well, some of them didn't do good or did nothing at all! They just stood there in front of the other debaters with nothing, or maybe with a smile? But, I don't hasty generalize. I am thankful for those who really research for their topic. Thank you. ;p The third years were a bit missing in the woods. Lost? I don't know but I am sorry to say they bore me to a certain point. Maybe they need more practice. They can make a lovely exchange of wordse someday soon, I believe. ;} Well, well. The fourth years made another history! For this year's debate was certainly better and more exciting than last year! Mikhail, Bree, Franz, Iang, Pok, Ilo, Ana, Jec, Tin, and Ian. They've made us laugh and everything! :} The topic this morning was, "Dapat bang payagan ang abortion sa mga incest raped victims dito sa Pilipinas?" --- Basically, this tackles and asks if abortion can be allowed to the victims na nirape ng kamag-anak nila. From the incest word itself, yung kadugo or a person from your bloodline ang gumahasa sayo, is abortion plausible? So down there are the points to ponder. I mean, the facts I learned. I am not sure if those are facts, but maybe quotes from their metrofantastic mouths this morning. ;) --- UNFORGETTABLE POINTS IN DEBATE OF TERIBLE Others are paraphrased by me. Hindi ko naman naalala lahat yon nu!
Bree and Franz
B: A fetus is just a tissue and not a human entity.
F: Hindi, 7 weeks pa lang may heart na yan and brain. Gumagalaw na yan. Hindi buhay ang tawag mo diyan??!?!
Sila-sila. Nakalimutan ko na kung sino exactly. Napaghalo ko na ata. Hahaha.
* Oo. Tissue lang siya. Tissue.
* For your information, once nagcross na ang sperm at egg cell, may buhay na ang mabubuo nun.
* E ayon nga sa research, after 7 months pa makakaramdam ng pain ang fetus.
* So sinasabe mong basta hindi makakaramdam ng pain yung papatayin mo, pwede kang pumatay??
Iang: Palibhasa hindi ka abnormal!
Iang and Jec
J: (points to the picture) Hindi tao tawag mo diyan??
I: Hindi! Hindi!
J: Dyan ka nagkakamali! Kahit na ganyan itsura niyan, may buhay yan! Tao pa din yan!
followed by..
Mikhail: Kahit na ganyan kapangit yan, tao pa din yan!
Iang and Jec
I: Kung gusto kong magpaabort, I have a right dahil ako ang nakakaalam sa katawan ko. Ako ang may karapatan sa sarili kong katawan, hindi ikaw, hindi sila, hindi ang gobyerno.
J: So sinasabe mong may karapatan kang pumatay, ganon ba?
Mikhail and Fords
F: Pumapatay ka ba ng langgam?
M: Kinukumpara mo ang fetus sa langgam??
F: Pumapatay ka ba ng langgam? YES OR NO???
M: Yes
F: Edi ganun din yun.
M: So sinasabe mong okay lang pumatay ng fetus??? Edi kung ganun, sana nung fetus ka pa lang pinatay na kita!
F: Hindi naman ako incest baby. Hindi naman nirape yung nanay ko!
M: Dyan ka maling-mali. Nagkakamali ka.
Tawanan kami ng todo!!!! Hahahahaha.
Ana and Danilo
A: Bakit kelangan mong patayin yung bata, pwede nmang ituring na gift yon? It's a blessing from God. Imbis na isipin yung mga masasamang mangyayari, bakit hindi nyo isipin yung dapat gawin pag nabuhay siya?
D: Tingin mo ba, hindi masasaktan yung nanay everytime na makikita niya yung bata? Yung pain at yung memories?
A: Pwede nmang kalimutan yon a!
D: Sa tingin mo ganun lang kadali yon??
A: Maling-mali talaga ang iyong mentalidad!
D: Bakit, Diyos ka ba para malaman kung tama o mali ang mentalidad ko??
D: Narape ka na ba?
A: Hindi.
D: Hindi pa pla, panu mo nalaman kung anong pakiramdam? Pano mo nalaman yung pain na nararamdaman ng mga narape?
Fords: Kung ang fetus ay may potential na mabuhay, at ang matanda ay mamamatay din. Edi ganun din. Fetus is to mabuhay, as matanda is to mamatay.
Well. Lahat ng utak bumagal diyan sa sinabi ni Fords! Hahahaha.
Bree: I may be a desperate housewife from hell, but I'd rather be a one time big time murderer.
Franz: Murderer! So inamin mo nang mas gugustuhin mo nang maging murderer!!
Bree: Iba yon!! Murderer of ants! Murderer of cats! Murderer of dogs! I am a murderer of a TISSUE!!
That's it. Well, Silver won! They are great! And of course PT really did their best to persuade the judges! :) It was a close fight! I am excited for tomorrow. Toodles! Labels: debate, funny, school
This icon is called 'self-love', 'self-appreciation' or 'self-obssession'. Well, maybe the third word was too much. And the following sentences, somewhere down there, are all the same. NYAHAHAHA. New blog friend Cutreenuh posted a funky, hypo post of random facts of your name. There is this fact creator site that she posted and I tried to visit it. So here's the random stuffs about me. :)
1. Earth's emergency defence plan in case of alien invasion is Charmenn.
2. Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Charmenn with "obstruction of justice." This is because even Charmenn cannot be in two places at the same time.
3. In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Charmenn was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.
4. Charmenn can delete the Recycling Bin.
5. There are four legal methods of execution in the United States: lethal injection, gas chamber, electric chair and Charmenn.
6. If Charmenn wants your opinion, she'll beat it into you.
7. Charmenn uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.
8. Charmenn played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
9. Charmenn can cook minute rice in 30 seconds.
10. The chief export of Charmenn is Pain.
11. That's not Charmenn doing push-ups -- that's Charmenn moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.
12. Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Charmenn because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Charmenn' autobiography.
13. Scotty in Star Trek often says �Ye cannae change the laws of physics.� This is untrue. Charmenn can change the laws of physics. With her fists.
14. Charmenn cannot love, she can only not kill.
15. Charmenn doesn't believe in ravioli. She stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.
16. One time, at band camp, Charmenn ate a percussionist.
17. Charmenn never retreats, she just attacks in the opposite direction.
18. Police label anyone attacking Charmenn as a Code 45-11.... a suicide.
19. Everybody loves Raymond. Except Charmenn.
20. Most boots are made for walkin'. Charmenn's boots ain't that merciful.
21. 'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Charmenn. After a workout, Charmenn rubs her muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.
22. People have often asked the United States, What is your secret weapon against terrorists? We simply reply...Charmenn.
23. It is scientifically impossible for Charmenn to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that she went back in time and fathered herself.
24. You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Charmenn will find you and kill you.
Meanwhile, here's Charmaine. :)
1. Charmaine can sneeze with her eyes open.
2. Charmaine describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".
3. A picture is worth a thousand words. A Charmaine is worth 1 billion words.
4. Charmaine once played rugby by herself. She went undefeated.
5. Charmaine can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head.
6. Charmaine drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
7. The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Charmaine has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
8. Charmaine is her own line at the DMV.
9. When Charmaine wants an egg, she cracks open a chicken.
10. Charmaine once ate a whole cake before her friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
11. Charmaine doesn't play "hide-and-seek." She plays "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you."
12. When Charmaine goes to out to eat, she orders a whole chicken, but she only eats its soul.
13. The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Charmaine played in second grade.
14. When Charmaine does division, there are no remainders.
15. Charmaine once shot down a German fighter plane with her finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
16. Charmaine CAN in fact 'raise the roof'. And she can do it with one hand.
17. The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Charmaine out. It failed miserably.
18. Most people know that Descarte said, "I think, therefore I am." What most people don't know is that that quote continues, "...afraid of Charmaine."
19. Charmaine will never have a heart attack. Her heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack her.
20. Charmaine was what Willis was talkin' about.
21. When Charmaine talks, everybody listens. And dies.
22. There's an order to the universe: space, time, Charmaine.... Just kidding, Charmaine is first.
23. Charmaine can kill two stones with one bird.
24. Charmaine invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices. But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
Weren't those things funny at all? Nyak nyak!! :) I just felt that the sentences were a bit monster maniac. Its like I am an alien, a dinosaur or something from the I'll-Eat-You era! Fear, fear. FEAR ME, YOU ANTLION! ;p Today was kind of thrilly. I am quite excited for the Halloween Bazaar, and at the same time, I feel busy. As what I told Mommy, I am fullybooked. Nyihii. Hahahah. By the way, it's American's election today! As if I am an American! But even though, I wish Obama will win. I just hope with his color, race and everything. There has long been equality to everyone but I hope America will agree having a Black president. It does not lie in that reason anyway. It's in proper handling, governing, and rocking it out! :) Good luck to whoever wins and keep America down! Lol. The dollar is now worth 50 pesoses! Nyiiii. I am happy. ;p So, I have to go and just get things going. Toodles! Labels: current news, funny, random
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